Monstrous Turtles

Heard this OCremix at the end of this week’s Extra Credits, and thought it soundy kinda spooky and it’s near Halloween so I decided to post it here.

The Canabalt Run

Have you ever played Canabalt?  If not, you should try it out.  You’re this little dude that runs and jumps from building to building.  The End.

You other brothers can deny

So I saw this site on Brett Elston’s twitter, and thought I should just share it with y’all.

Zelda: The Gathering

So I saw this article on GamesRadar, and having fond nostalgia for both The Legend of Zelda and Magic: The Gathering, I found it immensely amusing.  Thus I figured my only course of action would be to re-post (aka steal) it.

Talkradar 108.

Tdar 108 has manifested itself into this world.  It contains massive Red Dead Redemption spoilers.

TalkRadar 107

Son, TDar 107 has been dropped (as if it were hot).  Get you some fresh baked goodness.

Nintendo Wins. Fatality.

I am so glad Nintendo destroyed everyone and went back to making video games.  It’s like meeting up with your best friend from 8th grade that you haven’t seen in 15 years.  God I’ve missed them so much.

TalkRadar 105

So I just realized I never posted a link to TalkRadar 105, which means I am doing all 6 of my readers a disservice.  Sorry fellows.

Going Home

See this cover art?  What you are looking at is the cover to Journey to Silius.  From what I have gathered, it started out as a licensed Terminator game, and then became its own property.  All I can say is, listen to THIS music, and tell me that it isn’t a bad ass game.  Go on, try and tell me.  You can’t, can you.  I thought so.

Here, have some personal insight into my life.  I remember a long time ago standing in the electronics section of Wal-Mart, and trying to convince my mother to buy this game for me.  She didn’t, but years later I learned that it had a balling soundtrack.  So there ya go.

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See this fucker right here?  That’s fucking KEFKA.  He is the main antagonist of Final Fantasy VI.  He is also a complete asshole.  He basically goes around the entire game being the biggest fucking dick possible.  He burns down Figaro.  He poisons all the people of Doma.  He absorbs a buncha espers powers as magicite.  Then he pushes the statues of the three goddesses of magic out of alignment and DESTROYS THE WORLD.  What a complete fucking dick.  Luckily at the end of the game you get to knock the fucking shit out of him.  Also he laughs a lot.  Click on the sentence to hear his theme song.

Moral of this post?  Final Fantasy VI is the best game in the Final Fantasy series, and if you disagree you are WRONG. The end.