You have been slain.

League of Legends is a game with a lot of potential.  I play it off and on now and again.  I can usually only endure it for so long before I just have to stop playing it for a few months.

There are so many things I like about the game, like the unique character designs and references.  The only problem is there are just way too many characters.  Riot adds a new one every 2 weeks, and it just becomes a bloated mess.  There is no way to balance this many characters.  The other problem is that the game cannot be played alone.  If you want to play the main game mode, you have to be with 4 other friends that you can talk to over Vent or Skype.  Otherwise you will get  auto assigned the biggest assholes the internet has ever bred.  Since this game is free to play, that means ever internet tough guy 13-year-old out there can just log on and grind to max level.  They will not listen to anything you have to say, and you will be called offensive terms you never thought possible.

So in conclusion, if you have never played League of Legends, don’t bother.  It really is just a garbled together mess, that I’m sure makes its creators a lot of money.

Stay a while and listen . . . -OMGPALADIN-

Back in my high school days, Diablo 2 was a phenomenon.  Me and my friends would stand around in the morning waiting for the first bell, and discuss all of the epic loots we had come across the previous night.  I remember first learning of the expansion, with its tales of new classes and double stash size.  Of course, I never got a character past level 50, but that’s just because I was too stupid to spec into the right skills.  Back in those days, putting a point into a skill was signing a life long contract.

Anyways, the Paladin was the first class I tried, but it would be the agile Assassin that won my heart.  Maybe I’ll make a video about her someday . . .

PROTIP:  HIT RATING MY GOD GET MORE HIT RATING!  I CAN”T FUCKING HIT SHIT GODDAMN!

That bitch will be slapped to death!

I forgot just how goddamn halarious this fake trailer for the Dragon Age: Origins DLC was (even though it came out a hundred years ago in internet time).  On the off chance you haven’t experienced it yourself, here it is IN REAL TIME!

There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours

I remember first playing The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind on my original Xbox.  At the time I didn’t own a computer up to the task of running the PC version, and even though it was riddled with bugs and had a clunky interface, I still had fun playing the console port.   Having eventually played original PC release since then, one thing I never did get around to was actually advancing the plot.  I would always make a new character, decide what I wanted him (or her if I was feeling bold) to be, and strike off to conquer a section of the world.  I remember talking to the first plot NPC in Balmora once, and never laying eyes on him again.

The point I am trying to make is that in all these years I have never come close to completing this game.  This guy does so in 4 minutes and 19 seconds.  Goddamn.